Lance

Oh where do i start..i've met this dog for about 2 months already. He is SO charming, very active, doesn't get along well with most people, but gets along with me. I bring him treats. He is the sweetest dog i know! I really want to adopt him but unfortunately my parents disagreed with me.

Stop Testing

Those poor innocent and fragile creatures..

I agree. 

True Love

Have yo always wanted a perfect other half who loves you more than he/she loves him/herself?

Well guess what,

A Dog is the only living creature who will love you more than he/she loves him/herself.

Treasure your pets. 

Genders

Excuse me.

But animals have genders too. Please do not refer to my dog as "the thing" or "it". He is MALE and therefore you will refer to him by his name and his gender.

thankyouforyourcooperation 

800 cats and dogs are euthanized every hour because there aren't enough homes

Horrifying isn't it. 

Switching Roles

i can't help but agree witht he dog